Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman contracts rare and deadly disease

Jeff Hanneman

Hanneman, alongside bandmate Kerry King

The guitarist of the multi-gold (which is good for metal) Thrash Metal band Slayer is reported to have a flesh-eating disease, known as necrotizing fasciitis, threatening to eat his body.  Hanneman had surgery a while back to try to combat it before it got out of control.  He is expected to recover, and who knows, they can probably use ‘necrotizing fasciitis’ for a song title.   They’ll need some song ideas after their last album.  Which wasn’t good.  Their last album.  Wasn’t good.  You get it.  World Painted Blood is even a dumb album title.  I wanna see a comeback, and maybe near-death experience will be the key.  You never know.  Good luck, Jeff.